bludgertothehead:

you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened 

(via im-leaving-my-fingerprints)

chanelbenoist:

i dont understand heterosexual sex I mean do you just stop after someone orgasms like the first person is the winner or something

(via littleblurryblue)

My mother just said “I can’t even.” Brb dying.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

leyumpains:

greek mythology is all fun and games until someone has sex with zeus then shit goes down and hera comes up with her jealous ass ready to whoop some bitch

You’d think she would have gotten over it after the 4000th nymph

(Source: ofmonstersandmein, via time-not-well-wasted)